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This is going to be a very 4D experience

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I'm going to have to give at this next puppet show.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More.

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He, him also with me today is Karla Maxted.

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She, her.

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I am playing Norixious Akra, who you probably know as Glim,

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a Dragonborn PAlydin, also she, her.

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And Amy More.

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Yeah, I'm here, she, her, and I play Sullivan Sleight,

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a Lightfoot Halfling rogue.

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But you, just you, can call him Sully.

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Tom Laird.

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Oh, hey, that's me.

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I play Moot.

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We both go by he, him, and he is a wild magic half-orc sorcerer.

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Forgot there for a second.

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Can't remember if I said Sully was he, him.

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Sully's he, him.

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You got it.

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You got it.

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I don't know.

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But now you did.

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I do now.

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It feels, I mean, we played last week,

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as far as we're concerned.

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But it feels like it's been such a long, long time

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since we've hung out, just the four of us.

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As we're recording this, I mean,

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you're going to listen to this around Christmas time.

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But as we're recording this, this

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is just out of summer break.

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And we're feeling right ready to go for this.

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Oh, we're right ready.

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We're right ready.

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Spin us right round, right ready, like a record baby,

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right round.

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I'm side A.

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Well, all the cool stuff's on side B, though.

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That's not true.

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Isn't it?

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You know what's kind of like the cool side B is Patreon.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cat.

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It's a good thing I didn't say

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what I was going to say about side B.

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No.

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Good for you, Amy.

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You kept your mouth shut.

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Where we'd love for you to join us.

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And when you do join us on Patreon,

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not only do you get access to a whole bunch of great bonus

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content, like episodes, and Hangouts,

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and the Discord communities, and things like that.

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But you also get an episode dedicated to you,

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like today's patron, Lulahan.

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Lulahan.

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I stand by my words of our listeners have the best names.

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Yes, that's a good one.

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That just rolls off the tongue, hey?

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Is it Lula-han or Lulahan?

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Is it one?

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Lulahan.

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Is it two O's?

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Is it a U?

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What are we talking here?

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L-L-O-U, Lahan.

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I was not expecting that.

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Me neither.

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Lulahan or Lulahan.

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Oh, my.

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I believe it's a combination of first and last names.

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I'm into it.

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Me too.

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Yeah.

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Thanks, Lulahan.

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Yes, thank you.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast,

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we hope to see you over there.

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And now, as our dog is crying, fuck it, let's play.

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You've been spending some time in Deremar

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under the good graces of Queen Calichris Borwyn,

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who has put you to work after your successful tracking

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and slaying of the nightgarm.

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It's a beautiful morning and the three of you

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are sitting at the local breakfast buffet

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called This Counts as Breakfast.

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When Glim is recounting the tales

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of the previous day where she was asked

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to inform the local school children

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of the benefits of heart health and the favor of Bahamut.

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You guys, you would have loved it.

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These kids, they were so great.

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They were so excited to hear about Bahamut

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and also to watch me do feats of strength,

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but mostly Bahamut,

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but maybe also mostly like the feats of strength.

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Like they had these ropes and I climbed up the ropes

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and then I did flips and then, you know,

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I did one arm pushups and then one of the kids

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sat on me and I did one arm pushups

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and then two of the kids sat on me

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and they got up to like six kids.

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And I think I really inspired them to stay fit,

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stay active and find a little time in every day

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just to tell Bahamut, you know, how much they like him,

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let him know what's going on with them.

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Just, you know, like the normal communing stuff.

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Sure. Yeah.

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Now let's go back a little bit.

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There's one arm pushups.

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Oh, sure. Yeah.

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You can do them with one arm.

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You do it on your knuckle.

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You can do the pushup, you know, here, I'll show you.

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And then you like get down and you do the pushup

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and then you clap and then you do the,

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haven't I seen you doing some of these, Moot?

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I don't, probably not.

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No, maybe though.

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Maybe it could have happened.

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I saw Moot Bendover wants to get his pencil.

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Maybe that's what I, maybe that's what it is.

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Yeah, that's like one in the same.

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Yeah. Well, if you ever want me to like spot you

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while you do reps or like work on technique or anything,

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just let me know.

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I'm totally happy to do it anytime.

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Yeah, let's maybe like in the near future.

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That sounds good.

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Like not now, cause I save a lot of waffles, but.

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Your waitress, a small halfling comes over,

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Squinda is her name.

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And she hands you the check and says,

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eh, that everything for you.

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Another coffee, some more waffles there.

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You're looking like you enjoy the waffles.

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I love the waffles, but I think I'm okay.

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Like 12 is probably my limit, so.

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Well, I mean, you could take some to go.

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Oh, is that a thing we can do?

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Yeah, sure, why not?

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You got dragon bags here, right?

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Absolutely, we've got them, they're the,

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they hold the most.

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So that's what's on the dragon bags.

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They hold the most.

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Keeps them fresh and holds the most.

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It's an evolving slogan that they're working on.

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That's very impressive.

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I was gonna say, it's ever changing.

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Yeah, you know, it's a new product to the city.

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So once we land on a one that fits,

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you tell me, they hold the most.

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How's that one?

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It's pretty good, yeah.

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Okay, they keep them fresh and hold the most.

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That's too much.

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It's very busy.

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Dragon bags, because you're gonna eat like a dragon.

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Oh no, I think that's, that's marginalizing

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a group of people saying they all eat the same thing.

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Oh, fair enough, good, good call.

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Yeah, yeah, good.

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We need to make sure we send some of this

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through sensitivity training, that's good.

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Okay, so hold the most, hold the most, good.

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Well, yeah, you want to take a lot of food home.

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Hold the most, three checks for hold the most.

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Okay, good.

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Well, just one.

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And I also vote hold the most.

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Yeah, that's the way I'm going too.

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Yeah, okay, two checks.

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Oh no, sorry, I thought you meant one check.

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We're just together.

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Oh no, she meant like three tallies for that.

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No, yeah.

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I misunderstood, I thought she was bringing us

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three checks.

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No, yeah, you mentioned as you came in,

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you have one money sack that you use collectively,

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so I just figured.

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We're best friends, so we just share.

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That you wouldn't just each individually

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reach into the money sack and pull out

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what you require, but one of you

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would reach in and pull out.

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No, you know what they say, one sack, many hands.

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Oh, that's an even better saying.

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Dragon bags, one sack, many hands.

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That's my saying.

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I think I saw a video like that once.

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She settles up with you and takes the check away,

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and you get up taking your waffles

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and your dragon bags and anything else

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that you slipped in there,

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and you hear heavy footsteps running down the street,

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and you hear the sound of Terry's voice,

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and he's followed by his dog

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that I can't remember what we named,

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but he's followed by his dog.

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Where's Terry again?

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Terry's the guard who took you into the scary forest.

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Yeah, Terrence, I don't have his dog's name

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written down.

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I'm in a new notebook, guys,

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so the past is nothing but a mystery.

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The past is just, fuck it.

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I do have Markey Bark written down

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next to it somewhere,

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so maybe that's something to do with it.

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Because that dog was new, right?

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That dog was found out in the woods,

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so Markey Bark is probably it.

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Did I come up with that?

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Did you come up with that?

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I have no idea.

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Who came up with that?

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It's brilliant.

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That one was an Amy.

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Oh, it seems like yeah.

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It was a list, yeah.

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Fuck yeah.

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Looking at my notes, it's like,

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we need a new dog.

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I have no recollection of those.

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We need a new dog.

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I need to name a real dog this.

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Regardless of the dog's name,

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Terry's running, Moot, Glim,

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you're there now, too, and Sully.

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Hey, Terry, what's up?

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Excuse me.

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Yeah, come here, dog.

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There was a bit of an accident,

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and Queen Calacriss wants you to come.

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Maybe you thought you might be able to help us with it.

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The nature of this accident is?

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It was a bit of an explosion.

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Oh God, was it jam?

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No, no, it wasn't jam.

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Also, I don't think explosions are referred to

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as a bit of an explosion, usually.

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Fair, I was trying to downplay it for the people.

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It was a large explosion

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that may or may not have killed somebody.

274
00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,520
Oh, jeez. Oh, no.

275
00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,480
What are we just standing around talking for?

276
00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,880
Lead the way, Terrence.

277
00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,280
All right, we're headed to Murlock's workshop.

278
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,320
You're standing outside Murlock's workshop.

279
00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:10,520
Has it been exploded?

280
00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,120
Was it like half a block down,

281
00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,240
like we could see it from where we were?

282
00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,120
That's right.

283
00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:15,960
Yeah, you could see it.

284
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,040
There was smoke billowing out of the window.

285
00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:21,200
Just Calc's breakfast was literally kitty corner to it.

286
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,640
Yeah, as it happened,

287
00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,520
you thought it was just a rumbly in your tumbly,

288
00:10:24,519 --> 00:10:28,399
and yeah, but no, you're standing outside.

289
00:10:28,399 --> 00:10:31,039
We cut ahead to Murlock's workshop.

290
00:10:31,039 --> 00:10:35,120
The four of you, plus the dog, are all out there,

291
00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:39,079
and it's the workshop of Murlock the Magnificent,

292
00:10:39,079 --> 00:10:41,960
who is, or perhaps was,

293
00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,919
after further investigation, maybe.

294
00:10:44,919 --> 00:10:49,799
He was a local wizard and alchemist.

295
00:10:49,799 --> 00:10:51,439
Was?

296
00:10:51,439 --> 00:10:53,199
Well, I mean, you don't know

297
00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,560
if he's in there or not, I think we're at the present time.

298
00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:58,120
Is there like a fire brigade outside or something?

299
00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,600
Yeah, there's some people throwing buckets of water

300
00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,160
into the situation. Just around?

301
00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:03,520
Just everywhere.

302
00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:04,360
Just behind them?

303
00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,200
Buckets of water.

304
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,040
The ALS ice bucket challenge.

305
00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:10,160
Well, we don't know what set off the explosion,

306
00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,120
so we don't want to toss water in there

307
00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:13,480
for fearing that the water mixes

308
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,040
with something that maybe explodes.

309
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,240
You don't want to put water on a grease explosion

310
00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,520
that's really dangerous.

311
00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,200
Yeah, and working in a kitchen,

312
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,400
I definitely have done that a few times.

313
00:11:22,399 --> 00:11:24,079
I've seen someone do that a few times.

314
00:11:24,079 --> 00:11:26,439
Yeah, and every time that I walked in there

315
00:11:26,439 --> 00:11:28,000
with a drink or something,

316
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,360
Murlock would get very upset

317
00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:32,039
and say that I would probably spill it,

318
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:34,600
and something could happen.

319
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,559
And is that what happened?

320
00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:40,439
I was not there when the explosion happened.

321
00:11:40,439 --> 00:11:42,319
If that's what you're insinuating,

322
00:11:42,319 --> 00:11:43,159
I was at home. It seems like maybe

323
00:11:43,159 --> 00:11:44,120
you were confessing,

324
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,960
and you had eating dog. Little bit, little bit.

325
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,399
Yeah, no, it wasn't confessing.

326
00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:52,360
Just a prior experience with Murlock the Magnificent.

327
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:56,279
Who was very magnificent.

328
00:11:56,279 --> 00:12:01,039
I don't really deal with a lot of fire investigations,

329
00:12:01,039 --> 00:12:02,759
though. How about you three?

330
00:12:02,759 --> 00:12:04,480
Are you okay? You're looking a little white,

331
00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,159
a little pale on the face.

332
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,120
Do you need to put your head between your knees?

333
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:13,120
I just ran from here to the castle,

334
00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,240
back here in full-plate armor.

335
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:21,320
Yeah, you probably could've sent a message or something.

336
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:22,680
Yeah, I'm feeling a little low.

337
00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,480
Blood sugar's a little low, but...

338
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,040
Oh, have a waffle.

339
00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:26,879
Oh, thank you.

340
00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:27,720
It's still warm.

341
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,560
Yeah, the dragon bakes keep them warm.

342
00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:30,960
Oh, keep them nice and warm.

343
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,440
Yeah, that's toasty on the fingertips there.

344
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,280
That's nice.

345
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,480
So what are we looking at, Russ?

346
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,360
Is it like just smoke coming out?

347
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,360
Is it engulfed in flames?

348
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,200
What are we dealing with?

349
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,680
Like blown out windows?

350
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,920
What is the explosion situation?

351
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:51,280
So it looks like it's in a line of storefronts

352
00:12:52,279 --> 00:12:54,679
that are kind of old-timey feel to them

353
00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:56,600
if we were to equate it to something

354
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,519
that we would see on a regular day.

355
00:12:58,519 --> 00:12:59,879
Like a malt shop kind of thing?

356
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:00,720
Sure, yeah.

357
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,039
Oh, okay, that's whimsical.

358
00:13:02,039 --> 00:13:03,199
I'm very into it.

359
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:07,439
Fancy sign, which is now scorched

360
00:13:07,439 --> 00:13:10,199
over the front entrance.

361
00:13:10,199 --> 00:13:11,839
It says, Murloc's Workshop.

362
00:13:11,839 --> 00:13:16,839
It has an image of a wizard with frazzled hair

363
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:20,559
and a wand pointing up to the sky with a big explosion.

364
00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:22,879
Oh, sorry.

365
00:13:22,879 --> 00:13:24,199
The windows themselves have been-

366
00:13:24,199 --> 00:13:25,799
I mean, how foretelling?

367
00:13:25,799 --> 00:13:29,159
Is this some sort of guerrilla marketing scheme?

368
00:13:29,159 --> 00:13:31,159
I mean, we don't know.

369
00:13:31,159 --> 00:13:32,799
We'll find out, we'll find out.

370
00:13:32,799 --> 00:13:33,639
Yeah.

371
00:13:33,639 --> 00:13:36,240
Yeah, we'll piece it all together.

372
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,759
The windows themselves, there's two large

373
00:13:38,759 --> 00:13:40,679
or were two large play glass windows.

374
00:13:40,679 --> 00:13:41,519
They have been blown out.

375
00:13:41,519 --> 00:13:45,039
Glass is in the street and there is smoke billowing.

376
00:13:45,039 --> 00:13:46,480
It looks like most of the fire

377
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,199
has burned down at this point.

378
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,920
You can look inside and see smolders or small flames,

379
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,240
but nothing major from the outside.

380
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,720
It's not like a raging inferno anymore.

381
00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:58,560
It is not.

382
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,480
Well, I'm fire resistant.

383
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:05,800
So I'm happy to, you know.

384
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,879
Check it out.

385
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:11,879
Go see, see if we've got a Murloc we need to save.

386
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,360
Glim, you go in the front entrance

387
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:18,360
and the air is very sooty and thick.

388
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,920
And you walk in and through

389
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:26,920
and you don't see anybody immediately as you walk in.

390
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,759
All of the shelves,

391
00:14:28,759 --> 00:14:30,600
which looked like they were set up previously,

392
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:34,440
have kind of been blown from what looks to be

393
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:38,160
the back left corner and blown out and back

394
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,600
towards the glass and knocked down in that direction.

395
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,320
Murloc, are you okay?

396
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,240
Are you in here?

397
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:50,240
You wait for a moment, but no response comes back.

398
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,799
Guys, it seems kind of okay in here.

399
00:14:52,799 --> 00:14:57,080
He's not in here, but you're probably okay to come in.

400
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,879
Oh, okay.

401
00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:03,879
Take a step in and it's definitely an odor in here.

402
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:05,840
That's for sure.

403
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,720
Yeah, what's that smell that's like?

404
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,840
Smells kind of froggy, doesn't it?

405
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,159
You know, I wasn't thinking that,

406
00:15:12,159 --> 00:15:14,600
but now that you say it, that's exactly correct.

407
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,439
Yeah.

408
00:15:15,439 --> 00:15:16,639
With a hint of cinnamon.

409
00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:17,480
Yeah.

410
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:21,039
No, that's a waffle, that's a waffle you got there.

411
00:15:21,039 --> 00:15:24,120
Got some in my mustache here, I was gonna get that.

412
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,600
Piece by piece, we're getting a picture.

413
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,079
Terry's really filling in.

414
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,079
It seems like maybe the explosion

415
00:15:31,079 --> 00:15:34,199
kind of centered around that back corner.

416
00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:36,199
Yeah, I mean, it definitely kind of seems like

417
00:15:36,199 --> 00:15:37,039
everything's. Everything's kind of

418
00:15:37,039 --> 00:15:39,600
blowing out from that direction.

419
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,559
Can I make an investigation check?

420
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,040
Look at me.

421
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:43,880
Oh yeah, Gabe.

422
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:44,720
Playing D&D and not just.

423
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,960
That's how you play.

424
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,800
Ooh, 17.

425
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:49,640
Oh.

426
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,400
Guys, that's my one best role,

427
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,240
I wasted my best.

428
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,760
Fire Marshal Sully, investigate.

429
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,680
Yeah, how good he'd look in one of those hats.

430
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,760
Oh damn, Sully in a uniform, yes please.

431
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,040
You walk.

432
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,440
Are you going back to where it looks like.

433
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,000
No, I strut.

434
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:07,840
Okay.

435
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:08,680
Oh.

436
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:09,680
Cause he's a Fire Marshal now.

437
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:13,280
You walk in, strut in and past,

438
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,440
moving towards where you believe

439
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,520
the explosion to have originated.

440
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:23,840
As you get back there, you don't see any body.

441
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:29,960
There is a robe, like a very burnt up and frayed

442
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,640
and not singed, it's burnt.

443
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:39,640
A burnt up robe in a pile of what looks like

444
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:43,720
surrounded by what looks like ash

445
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:48,720
that doesn't quite belong with everything else around.

446
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:52,560
Hey, I found something over here.

447
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,200
Does this look all weird to you?

448
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,080
Just a pile of robes, some ash.

449
00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,400
I'm thinking this guy was a phoenix.

450
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,960
Somebody dig through those ashes

451
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,240
and see if he has reborn himself.

452
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,880
I mean, this ash is really pink.

453
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,000
It's pretty strange, right?

454
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:13,319
Everything else is ash colored, like a gray.

455
00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:14,160
Sure, sure.

456
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,079
I wanna pinch it between my fingers.

457
00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:19,440
This is really pink and sparkly looking.

458
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:23,920
Hey, Jerry, did Murloc wear a lot of robes?

459
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,559
Terry, I think he's talking to you.

460
00:17:27,559 --> 00:17:29,200
Oh, oh, sorry.

461
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,079
Sorry, just over here at the bookshelf.

462
00:17:31,079 --> 00:17:34,079
I didn't know if Jerry was a nickname.

463
00:17:34,079 --> 00:17:36,359
I get T's and J's confused a lot.

464
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:37,599
Oh, oh, oh, okay.

465
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:38,679
It's a condition.

466
00:17:38,679 --> 00:17:39,759
I had a cousin like that.

467
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,279
They kept calling me.

468
00:17:42,159 --> 00:17:43,000
Jerry?

469
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,240
Jumbo.

470
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,079
What?

471
00:17:45,079 --> 00:17:47,079
Yeah, well, hey, and if you threw a Jerry

472
00:17:47,079 --> 00:17:49,679
with a G at me, I'm lost completely.

473
00:17:49,679 --> 00:17:51,639
Yep, fair enough, fair enough.

474
00:17:51,639 --> 00:17:53,679
Sorry, what was your question?

475
00:17:53,679 --> 00:17:55,879
Did Murloc wear a lot of robes?

476
00:17:55,879 --> 00:17:56,719
Do you know?

477
00:17:56,719 --> 00:17:58,799
Oh, yes, well known for robes.

478
00:17:58,799 --> 00:17:59,639
Oh.

479
00:17:59,639 --> 00:18:01,319
Did this look like one of his?

480
00:18:01,319 --> 00:18:02,439
He goes over and look.

481
00:18:02,439 --> 00:18:04,359
Somebody roll me a D20 for Terry.

482
00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:05,679
Okay.

483
00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:06,519
Two.

484
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,240
It was a two that I rolled.

485
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,079
Oh, he's fucking dead.

486
00:18:09,079 --> 00:18:11,119
So this dice, going in jail.

487
00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:12,400
You just killed him.

488
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,519
Oh no, poor Jerry.

489
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:20,200
Wait, wait, what's the wizard's name again?

490
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,160
Murloc.

491
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,440
Murloc.

492
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,279
Right.

493
00:18:23,279 --> 00:18:24,119
There's no Jerry, don't worry.

494
00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:27,039
No, okay, well, we're all like, who's Jerry?

495
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,639
Oh, looks like Jerry died here.

496
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,519
God, poor Jerry.

497
00:18:31,519 --> 00:18:34,079
Our body counts go through the roof.

498
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:35,319
No.

499
00:18:35,319 --> 00:18:37,919
Terry goes over and bends down and looks at the robes.

500
00:18:37,919 --> 00:18:39,159
He's like, well, they're pretty burnt.

501
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,279
I mean, he holds them up.

502
00:18:41,279 --> 00:18:42,639
It's about the size,

503
00:18:42,639 --> 00:18:44,759
but I can't tell if they're exactly his.

504
00:18:45,879 --> 00:18:47,879
This is weird pink dust.

505
00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:50,399
Yeah, that was gonna be our next question.

506
00:18:50,399 --> 00:18:53,159
Did Murloc ever change?

507
00:18:53,159 --> 00:18:54,399
I was like, Merlin, no.

508
00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:55,240
Warlock, no.

509
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,079
Put those two together.

510
00:18:56,079 --> 00:18:56,919
Combine those two.

511
00:18:58,799 --> 00:19:01,240
Did he ever change into, like,

512
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,679
perhaps a pile of sparkly pink dust?

513
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,160
Not that I've ever seen.

514
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,880
To pass by a piss pink dust.

515
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:15,400
No, I mean, it's got a lot of, like, dust and vials

516
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,640
of, like, liquids and stuff, like, powders

517
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:18,960
and all that sort of thing,

518
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,200
like, along the walls there

519
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,039
and probably more downstairs.

520
00:19:22,039 --> 00:19:23,720
Glim, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to do this here,

521
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:27,039
but you gotta take the waffles out of your dragon bag.

522
00:19:27,039 --> 00:19:28,840
I think this dust may be important.

523
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,920
Let's put it in the bag and keep it fresh.

524
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:31,880
Okay, you're right,

525
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,680
but I'm not just gonna throw these out

526
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,480
so everybody, like, waffle up.

527
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,759
Waffle, waffle, waffle.

528
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,080
Okay, yeah.

529
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,120
Waffle interlude.

530
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,920
I didn't think they'd let you take eight of them,

531
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:41,759
but here we are.

532
00:19:41,759 --> 00:19:43,320
Wow.

533
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,560
Thank God.

534
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:45,400
Well, it's good.

535
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,240
We get to have two each.

536
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,200
Feeling a lot better, you know,

537
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,000
it's a little warm in here.

538
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,480
Gosh, I should stop wearing my plate mail

539
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,799
just on casual days.

540
00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:52,640
Yeah.

541
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,080
Wait, you're not even working today?

542
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,680
No, I was just a passerby

543
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:58,799
and I was, you know, going down to the plate mail fair

544
00:19:58,799 --> 00:20:00,720
and, you know, where you go show off

545
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,560
all of your plate mail.

546
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,400
Sure, yeah.

547
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:06,320
Like a weekly, a monthly, a yearly, what's?

548
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:09,040
It's a fortnightly occurrence.

549
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,040
Oh, okay, all right, yeah.

550
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,400
Every 14 days, good thing we have a 10-day calendar,

551
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,720
so every 14 days we go down and meet

552
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,400
and show off our plate mail.

553
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,240
It's a rotating.

554
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,240
It must be really hard to actually remember

555
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,640
what day it's on with that 10-day calendar

556
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,200
and 14-day intervals.

557
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,080
Yeah, it's not a great idea.

558
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,759
Probably why you just wear it all the time

559
00:20:29,759 --> 00:20:30,600
so you don't forget.

560
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,420
Exactly.

561
00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:32,259
Just in case.

562
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,900
Which, I mean, it's down where I get my usual sandwiches

563
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:35,740
in the morning.

564
00:20:39,859 --> 00:20:41,460
Why is Terry important?

565
00:20:43,099 --> 00:20:45,259
Because you introduced him to us.

566
00:20:45,259 --> 00:20:46,099
I know.

567
00:20:46,099 --> 00:20:47,579
Yep, we've made him important.

568
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,900
We've bestowed importance upon.

569
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:50,980
Do you guys ever feel that way?

570
00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:52,299
It's like, you know what?

571
00:20:52,299 --> 00:20:54,700
You're gonna be somebody if we want you to be.

572
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:56,980
He has achieved sexy goblin status.

573
00:20:58,140 --> 00:20:58,980
It's true.

574
00:20:58,980 --> 00:20:59,980
Terry's gonna be with us for a while.

575
00:21:00,019 --> 00:21:02,660
Russ gave that server at the brunch restaurant

576
00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:03,620
a real wacky name.

577
00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:05,380
Think we might launch out to them.

578
00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:06,220
Nope.

579
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:07,059
We didn't.

580
00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:08,420
Nope, squinda, poor squinda.

581
00:21:08,420 --> 00:21:10,539
Give us a little tear bear.

582
00:21:10,539 --> 00:21:12,299
Do we at least tip her?

583
00:21:12,299 --> 00:21:13,140
Of course we did.

584
00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:13,980
We're not monsters.

585
00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:14,819
I would assume so.

586
00:21:14,819 --> 00:21:15,660
Of course we did.

587
00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:18,579
Or maybe, hey, maybe in favor and tipping isn't a thing

588
00:21:18,579 --> 00:21:21,500
because people just get paid a proper wage.

589
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,019
Perhaps they do.

590
00:21:23,019 --> 00:21:23,940
I like to think that.

591
00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:24,779
Let's do that.

592
00:21:24,779 --> 00:21:25,620
Okay, that's a good idea.

593
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:27,140
That's nice.

594
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:30,340
I have a tiny broom and dust pan in my bag

595
00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:32,780
so I get that out and collect.

596
00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:33,620
Sweep it all in there.

597
00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:34,940
Now how tiny are we talking?

598
00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:36,620
Are we talking tiny like it came out

599
00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:40,060
of a Christmas cracker tiny or just a small version?

600
00:21:40,060 --> 00:21:44,259
Let's say it is for Sully a normal size

601
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,220
like little whisk broom and dust pan

602
00:21:46,220 --> 00:21:49,820
but for me that looks like it's like a quarter size.

603
00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:50,660
Love it.

604
00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:52,180
Yeah, that makes sense.

605
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,500
Yeah, it's probably a good idea to collect that.

606
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,660
You never know what might have been used

607
00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:58,779
to start this explosion.

608
00:21:58,779 --> 00:21:59,620
Oh, well, yeah.

609
00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:01,060
That didn't even occur to me

610
00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:01,900
that it was the accelerant. Me neither.

611
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:05,019
I guess it could be quite flammable.

612
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:07,220
So you're thinking maybe it wasn't an accident.

613
00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:09,779
Well, I mean, I don't know.

614
00:22:09,779 --> 00:22:13,140
I even know Murloc to set off some poofs

615
00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:16,820
and some booms and some rattles.

616
00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:19,860
What other kind of animal appears did you hear him do?

617
00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:22,259
Clang-a-lang-a-langas.

618
00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:23,100
Go on.

619
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:24,340
Are you writing this down?

620
00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:25,340
I'm writing them all down.

621
00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:26,180
Clang-a-lang-a-langas.

622
00:22:27,019 --> 00:22:28,860
Like a whiz bang?

623
00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:29,700
Yeah, yeah.

624
00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:30,740
Oh, yeah, yeah.

625
00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:31,660
You might've heard that one.

626
00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:33,380
What about a zing pop?

627
00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:34,259
Ooh, good one.

628
00:22:34,259 --> 00:22:35,900
Yeah, I probably heard that too.

629
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:36,820
Okay.

630
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:37,660
What about a whoop whoop?

631
00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:39,620
I'm just furiously writing these down.

632
00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:40,460
Whoop whoop.

633
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,740
Oh, you've heard the whoop whoops?

634
00:22:41,740 --> 00:22:42,580
Fuck.

635
00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:45,420
Can't wait for the moot note on this one.

636
00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:46,580
Oh, it's just gonna say whoop whoop.

637
00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:48,140
It's probably gonna be whiz bang.

638
00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:53,220
But maybe, maybe it could have been

639
00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:54,460
or maybe it's something different.

640
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:55,299
I don't know.

641
00:22:55,339 --> 00:22:58,180
Like I said, not a fire marshal.

642
00:22:58,180 --> 00:23:03,180
Was Murloc like cool or not cool?

643
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,339
Oh.

644
00:23:05,339 --> 00:23:06,180
Like was he a narc?

645
00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:07,500
What do you mean by that?

646
00:23:09,059 --> 00:23:12,019
What makes someone cool?

647
00:23:12,019 --> 00:23:14,299
Yes, please give me a description of cool.

648
00:23:14,299 --> 00:23:16,659
Sully takes out his notebook.

649
00:23:16,659 --> 00:23:18,980
Terry also takes out his notebook.

650
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:21,500
Guys, you know what cool is.

651
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,339
You get all your work done.

652
00:23:23,339 --> 00:23:25,059
You exercise a lot.

653
00:23:25,819 --> 00:23:28,220
You praise Bahama, you know, cool stuff.

654
00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:30,259
Oh, I'm so sorta cool.

655
00:23:30,259 --> 00:23:31,099
Yeah.

656
00:23:31,099 --> 00:23:32,779
What I meant was though,

657
00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:35,139
specifically I didn't mean that stuff.

658
00:23:35,139 --> 00:23:36,339
I should have been more clear.

659
00:23:36,339 --> 00:23:37,899
Does he have enemies?

660
00:23:37,899 --> 00:23:38,819
Does he have bad?

661
00:23:38,819 --> 00:23:40,779
Is he a bad guy or is he like,

662
00:23:40,779 --> 00:23:42,460
people are pretty chill with him?

663
00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:43,980
People generally pretty chill.

664
00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:45,980
I mean, he kind of takes,

665
00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:48,899
I mean, he takes care of all the alchemy needs here,

666
00:23:48,899 --> 00:23:50,899
you know, all the healing potions

667
00:23:50,899 --> 00:23:54,019
and making sure everybody's got their salves

668
00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:56,980
and love potions here.

669
00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:58,139
Love potions.

670
00:23:58,139 --> 00:24:00,819
It's something that he's working on on the side.

671
00:24:00,819 --> 00:24:02,259
Does he, anything with gnomes?

672
00:24:02,259 --> 00:24:03,299
And all their like,

673
00:24:03,299 --> 00:24:04,980
lang-a-lang-a-lang-langs

674
00:24:04,980 --> 00:24:07,259
and all their diddy whoop-whoops.

675
00:24:07,259 --> 00:24:09,940
Gnomes and whoop, yeah, definitely the whoop-whoops.

676
00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:11,819
I don't think he's working with gnomes,

677
00:24:11,819 --> 00:24:15,059
although, I mean, he doesn't let anybody downstairs.

678
00:24:15,059 --> 00:24:16,099
So.

679
00:24:16,099 --> 00:24:17,220
Guys, you gotta go downstairs.

680
00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:18,740
You gotta look, maybe he's downstairs.

681
00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:20,980
Yeah, it sounds like downstairs is the place to be.

682
00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:22,859
Whoa, whoa, whoa, he doesn't let anybody downstairs.

683
00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:24,380
He doesn't seem to be here.

684
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,580
Come on downstairs with us.

685
00:24:25,580 --> 00:24:27,300
All right, Jerry, let's go downstairs.

686
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:28,260
He could be hurt down there.

687
00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:29,700
We gotta go make sure he's fine.

688
00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:30,660
That's right.

689
00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:33,500
Yeah, no, I mean, I'm a guard.

690
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,020
I'm in charge here.

691
00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:35,860
That's fine.

692
00:24:35,860 --> 00:24:37,340
We can go downstairs and investigate.

693
00:24:37,340 --> 00:24:39,940
It's for the better, you know, to make sure we see.

694
00:24:39,940 --> 00:24:42,380
You know, I did a short stint once as an investor dial

695
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:44,180
and I just have to say,

696
00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:46,220
you gotta look in every room

697
00:24:46,220 --> 00:24:48,580
just in case a dead body's not in the room

698
00:24:48,580 --> 00:24:49,860
that you're in right now.

699
00:24:49,860 --> 00:24:52,260
Oh, that seems like sage advice.

700
00:24:52,259 --> 00:24:53,819
Terry also writes that down.

701
00:24:56,819 --> 00:25:01,819
You head back just a little bit more through a hallway

702
00:25:02,740 --> 00:25:05,299
and down a set of stairs.

703
00:25:05,299 --> 00:25:07,980
Everybody, Celia will keep your investigation

704
00:25:07,980 --> 00:25:08,819
where it is right now.

705
00:25:08,819 --> 00:25:10,619
Everybody else roll investigation

706
00:25:10,619 --> 00:25:13,740
as you are proceeding through the building.

707
00:25:13,740 --> 00:25:15,099
Proceed.

708
00:25:15,099 --> 00:25:15,940
12.

709
00:25:15,940 --> 00:25:16,779
Seven.

710
00:25:16,779 --> 00:25:18,099
Wow.

711
00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:20,140
Had to look at my bonuses, it's been so long.

712
00:25:20,140 --> 00:25:22,019
I know, me too.

713
00:25:22,859 --> 00:25:23,900
What's an investigation?

714
00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:25,299
Okay.

715
00:25:25,299 --> 00:25:29,099
As you're walking down the stairs, who's going first?

716
00:25:29,099 --> 00:25:29,940
Probably Terry.

717
00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:30,900
Terry would go first.

718
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:32,379
He's in full plate mail.

719
00:25:32,379 --> 00:25:33,579
He's in full plate mail.

720
00:25:33,579 --> 00:25:34,420
He's leading the way.

721
00:25:34,420 --> 00:25:35,259
The man's gotta go first.

722
00:25:35,259 --> 00:25:38,460
If he falls and he's last, he'll crush us all.

723
00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:39,299
That's true.

724
00:25:39,299 --> 00:25:40,119
We could all die.

725
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,339
This could be like a quintuple homicide.

726
00:25:42,339 --> 00:25:43,779
Oh, no.

727
00:25:43,779 --> 00:25:45,339
Worst TPK ever.

728
00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:48,460
Terry is heading down the stairs

729
00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:50,900
and Glim, as you're following behind,

730
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:54,940
you see there's a set of small,

731
00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:58,220
like there's soot all kind of down these stairs.

732
00:25:58,220 --> 00:26:00,700
The door was open as you were approaching it

733
00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:04,860
and there's soot and dust all down the stairs.

734
00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:08,140
You see two sets of footprints.

735
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,900
One is much smaller than the other

736
00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:17,800
and both are going up and both have gone up and down.

737
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,820
Looks like they're going in both directions.

738
00:26:19,819 --> 00:26:21,539
The footprints, not the person.

739
00:26:23,179 --> 00:26:25,019
You just look very confused at how footprints.

740
00:26:25,019 --> 00:26:26,139
No, I understand what you're saying.

741
00:26:26,139 --> 00:26:26,980
Okay.

742
00:26:26,980 --> 00:26:27,819
There are two sets of footprints,

743
00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:29,460
one going downstairs, one going upstairs.

744
00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:31,339
No, they both look like they have traversed

745
00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,379
up and down these steps.

746
00:26:33,379 --> 00:26:35,579
And is this dust the pink dust

747
00:26:35,579 --> 00:26:38,099
or this is just normal dust or is it ash?

748
00:26:38,099 --> 00:26:41,059
This looks to be more a mix of

749
00:26:42,220 --> 00:26:45,139
like normal household dust and accumulation

750
00:26:45,139 --> 00:26:49,059
but also ash from the explosion.

751
00:26:49,059 --> 00:26:51,259
You don't see any of that pink dust

752
00:26:51,259 --> 00:26:53,139
that you have collected, but yeah,

753
00:26:53,139 --> 00:26:56,940
just more of the soot from the general burning

754
00:26:56,940 --> 00:26:59,779
of the building and that sort of thing.

755
00:26:59,779 --> 00:27:01,980
One of the footprints look like they have gone

756
00:27:01,980 --> 00:27:03,859
through this where the other one looks

757
00:27:03,859 --> 00:27:06,059
like it's only going through the dust.

758
00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:08,339
Terry.

759
00:27:08,339 --> 00:27:09,659
Yep, yep.

760
00:27:09,659 --> 00:27:14,659
So Murlock, is he quite a diminutive person?

761
00:27:14,679 --> 00:27:16,419
Does he have little teeny tiny feets

762
00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:19,300
or just more regular?

763
00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:20,740
Pretty, pretty regular.

764
00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:22,220
I mean, they're usually under the robes.

765
00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:24,180
I never asked him to show me his feets before.

766
00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:26,220
Oh, he goes with the floor length.

767
00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:27,060
Good choice.

768
00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:28,860
Yeah, well, I mean, he told me

769
00:27:28,860 --> 00:27:30,460
that's how wizards wear them.

770
00:27:32,060 --> 00:27:33,380
Agree to disagree.

771
00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:34,220
Yes.

772
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:37,019
Wait a minute, hold on.

773
00:27:37,019 --> 00:27:38,820
Is yours knee length?

774
00:27:38,820 --> 00:27:40,700
I don't wear robes.

775
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,700
But he's been around a few wizards.

776
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:44,860
Knee length robes.

777
00:27:45,780 --> 00:27:48,220
I mean, maybe we'll get a fashion update.

778
00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:54,140
Does Terry have a child or a small friend?

779
00:27:56,140 --> 00:27:57,660
I mean, there's these two sets of footprints

780
00:27:57,660 --> 00:27:58,980
and one looks like, you know,

781
00:27:58,980 --> 00:28:00,420
kind of regular grown-up size

782
00:28:00,420 --> 00:28:02,300
and one seems very small.

783
00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:04,340
Okay, hold on, this is Terry.

784
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:08,060
And I think who you're asking about,

785
00:28:08,060 --> 00:28:09,580
and normally this is my problem,

786
00:28:09,580 --> 00:28:11,260
but I'm gonna blame it on the waffles

787
00:28:11,259 --> 00:28:15,740
because like, you really went hard on the waffles.

788
00:28:15,740 --> 00:28:19,900
So the person is Murlock.

789
00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:21,940
Oh, I'm sorry, Terry, you're right.

790
00:28:21,940 --> 00:28:23,500
Yeah, it's Murlock.

791
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,740
Terry's like, Terry doesn't know if he has children.

792
00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:28,299
Terry's got a new dog now.

793
00:28:29,299 --> 00:28:32,740
Anyone else imagining Terry from Brooklyn Nine-Nine?

794
00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:33,579
Oh, sure, yeah.

795
00:28:33,579 --> 00:28:35,059
Oh, that's where I'm at.

796
00:28:35,059 --> 00:28:36,019
I'm sorry.

797
00:28:36,019 --> 00:28:37,420
No, that's okay, that's okay.

798
00:28:37,420 --> 00:28:39,819
No, they didn't make any sense.

799
00:28:39,859 --> 00:28:41,139
You're in with Queen Calacriss,

800
00:28:41,139 --> 00:28:42,579
you can call me whatever you like.

801
00:28:42,579 --> 00:28:43,779
All the smoke and like,

802
00:28:43,779 --> 00:28:46,899
there's probably some fumes from the alchemy supplies

803
00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:47,819
and something's making it.

804
00:28:47,819 --> 00:28:49,220
Oh yeah, the alchemy supplies,

805
00:28:49,220 --> 00:28:51,299
definitely from alchemy supplies.

806
00:28:51,299 --> 00:28:54,539
Yep, anyways, I believe you were asking about Murlock,

807
00:28:54,539 --> 00:28:59,539
did not have an assistant or a child

808
00:28:59,539 --> 00:29:03,659
or that I know of regular visiting small friends.

809
00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:07,220
He was very particular about keeping people

810
00:29:07,299 --> 00:29:09,740
out of down here,

811
00:29:11,059 --> 00:29:13,380
which is why I'm hesitant to continue down here

812
00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:18,380
having been told so vigorously to stay out of down here.

813
00:29:26,779 --> 00:29:31,779
You say the middle and that's where we are.

814
00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:35,339
The middle, the middle.

815
00:29:36,260 --> 00:29:39,380
I don't know why we said the middle.

816
00:29:39,380 --> 00:29:40,220
It's where we are.

817
00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:41,740
It took me a second, but I got there.

818
00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:43,420
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

819
00:29:43,420 --> 00:29:44,900
Here we are.

820
00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:45,740
Now we're here.

821
00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:47,020
And we're in the middle.

822
00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:48,620
What are we talking about today, everybody?

823
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:49,780
There's something pretty big

824
00:29:49,780 --> 00:29:54,180
that's happening over on Patreon.

825
00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:59,180
We finally released our Grants is Flaming Kins episode.

826
00:29:59,260 --> 00:30:01,020
Oh yeah, that too, the Kraken as well.

827
00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:02,780
The Grants is Flaming Kins episodes.

828
00:30:03,460 --> 00:30:06,700
The first one part one of two.

829
00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:07,500
Yes.

830
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,819
So today, it's a two part.

831
00:30:09,819 --> 00:30:10,779
It's a two part.

832
00:30:10,779 --> 00:30:11,740
I had no idea.

833
00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:13,180
I didn't know.

834
00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:16,180
We recorded it in one and then I stopped halfway.

835
00:30:17,099 --> 00:30:18,700
So there will be two parts.

836
00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:20,299
Oh, OK.

837
00:30:20,299 --> 00:30:23,700
See, we all learn something in these for us to.

838
00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:26,299
Oh, Amy's dying.

839
00:30:26,299 --> 00:30:27,220
Oh, no.

840
00:30:27,220 --> 00:30:28,299
Amy heard her back.

841
00:30:28,299 --> 00:30:30,139
So throw some thoughts her way.

842
00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:31,100
Yeah.

843
00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:35,820
Send some positive vibes to Amy while you go to Patreon.

844
00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:38,740
And if you're the one person out there with your Amy voodoo doll

845
00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:40,900
that you've stabbed in the back, please take the pin out.

846
00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:41,500
Please stop.

847
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,020
We've released the episode now.

848
00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:45,380
Nobody has one of those out there.

849
00:30:45,380 --> 00:30:46,540
You got you don't know.

850
00:30:46,540 --> 00:30:47,259
You don't know that.

851
00:30:47,259 --> 00:30:49,340
Loveable and adorable.

852
00:30:49,340 --> 00:30:49,940
Agreed.

853
00:30:49,940 --> 00:30:51,259
So it's just you doing it to yourself.

854
00:30:51,259 --> 00:30:51,980
Oh, no.

855
00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:54,660
Yeah, I am accident prone.

856
00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:58,140
Not unlike Grants is true.

857
00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:03,980
I would feel like there's something stacked against Grants is.

858
00:31:05,980 --> 00:31:09,020
I never thought I would have so much in common with Grants is.

859
00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:12,660
But here we are to find out if you have something in common with Grants

860
00:31:12,660 --> 00:31:15,020
is why don't you go hop on over there and take a listen

861
00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:16,860
to our flamingo Grants episode.

862
00:31:16,860 --> 00:31:18,500
I feel like Carla, you were sending people there

863
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,460
and then we talked about how Amy was dying.

864
00:31:20,460 --> 00:31:22,020
So I didn't bring it up.

865
00:31:22,020 --> 00:31:25,100
I was just dying semi quietly over here.

866
00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:33,900
Oh, there she goes again.

867
00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:37,380
Now, is this what the French call a petite mort?

868
00:31:37,380 --> 00:31:38,900
Is that what this is?

869
00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:41,660
No, I wish.

870
00:31:41,660 --> 00:31:44,580
I wish. Oh, God damn it.

871
00:31:44,580 --> 00:31:46,460
That is not what's happening.

872
00:31:49,860 --> 00:31:52,060
I don't know what to say to you right now.

873
00:31:53,059 --> 00:31:55,980
Oh, my God.

874
00:31:58,339 --> 00:32:01,059
You guys could just put your hands into the frame.

875
00:32:01,059 --> 00:32:03,819
That'd be great. Just to clarify.

876
00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:08,019
It's not yours, John.

877
00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:16,579
I'm sweating so much.

878
00:32:23,059 --> 00:32:25,139
Oh, none of this is getting all of that.

879
00:32:25,139 --> 00:32:28,859
So go over to Patreon, Patreon dot com slash.

880
00:32:30,460 --> 00:32:32,339
Do it for Amy.

881
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:34,339
It'll help my back feel better.

882
00:32:34,339 --> 00:32:37,259
Every new patron will help Amy's back feel better.

883
00:32:39,059 --> 00:32:41,899
Maybe I'll be able to afford the medicine the doctors that I need.

884
00:32:43,819 --> 00:32:46,099
We're in Canada, we can afford it, but other things.

885
00:32:48,460 --> 00:32:50,980
This one, the seat on the rail so good, guys.

886
00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:54,220
Yeah, this is our our best work yet.

887
00:32:55,099 --> 00:32:57,940
We've been I would talk about the goals that we have coming up

888
00:32:57,940 --> 00:32:59,980
with live shows and stuff, but we'll save that for next time.

889
00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:01,539
OK, bye, everybody.

890
00:33:05,779 --> 00:33:08,500
Well, what if he was up to something shady, right?

891
00:33:08,539 --> 00:33:10,900
Or what if he was in trouble down here

892
00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:13,180
and we had to come down here to help him?

893
00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:15,099
We're here to help a footed friend.

894
00:33:15,099 --> 00:33:16,140
No, yeah, no.

895
00:33:16,140 --> 00:33:17,180
I mean, we're doing it. We're in it.

896
00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:19,380
We're investigating. Wait, Sully, out of curiosity,

897
00:33:19,380 --> 00:33:22,140
can we just compare your.

898
00:33:22,140 --> 00:33:24,860
Footprint to these footprints, just to see if it's like

899
00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:27,100
maybe a halfling footprint.

900
00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:30,380
Oh, I mean, yes, you're our first suspect.

901
00:33:30,380 --> 00:33:32,420
All right. Oh, no, I didn't mean that.

902
00:33:32,420 --> 00:33:37,340
I just I was like, we assumed potentially a child, but maybe just a halfling.

903
00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:41,420
Right. Right. That makes more sense to me while I was eating breakfast.

904
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:44,700
Yeah. Also, we were at the breakfast restaurant for a few hours.

905
00:33:45,020 --> 00:33:46,660
Yeah. No, that's fair.

906
00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:49,100
I was I was just getting swept away in the majesty.

907
00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:49,940
It's fine. It's fine.

908
00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:52,940
Of this investigation. Sully tries to put his foot beside it without.

909
00:33:53,860 --> 00:33:56,780
Disturbing the crime scene.

910
00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:01,940
Yes, it looks to be

911
00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:05,060
about the same size as your footwear.

912
00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:08,539
I've solved it. Oh, great.

913
00:34:08,860 --> 00:34:11,539
Hit us with your theory, perhaps.

914
00:34:11,539 --> 00:34:13,460
Well, this doesn't sound like you've solved it at all.

915
00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:16,100
The waitress.

916
00:34:16,099 --> 00:34:19,860
Oh, well. I mean.

917
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,579
Maybe. Well, I don't know.

918
00:34:22,579 --> 00:34:25,219
It's the only other halfling I've seen around.

919
00:34:25,219 --> 00:34:26,539
Yeah, fair. Yeah.

920
00:34:26,539 --> 00:34:28,219
So, I mean, I have no proof.

921
00:34:28,219 --> 00:34:31,900
I have zero, zero proof to back that up.

922
00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:35,380
And and frankly, actually, I'm I'm a little disappointed in myself.

923
00:34:35,380 --> 00:34:36,139
I just I.

924
00:34:36,139 --> 00:34:39,380
It seems like maybe you just got a little bit excited and ahead of yourself.

925
00:34:39,380 --> 00:34:43,460
Yeah, I got carried away, you know, and obviously it's a halfling footprint.

926
00:34:44,139 --> 00:34:46,659
You know, I want to point the finger away from myself.

927
00:34:46,659 --> 00:34:48,300
You guys know I'm innocent, though, right? Right.

928
00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:51,139
Yeah, totally, totally. It's fine.

929
00:34:51,139 --> 00:34:53,460
Moot writes down Sully Suspect.

930
00:34:55,699 --> 00:34:58,699
Fuck you, Tom. There's the moot note.

931
00:35:01,619 --> 00:35:03,740
OK. Yeah.

932
00:35:03,740 --> 00:35:06,099
OK, so somebody perhaps halfling size.

933
00:35:06,099 --> 00:35:07,659
All right. I'm going to keep going downstairs.

934
00:35:07,659 --> 00:35:09,019
We've only made it to the first landing.

935
00:35:09,019 --> 00:35:10,940
Oh, there's more downstairs.

936
00:35:10,980 --> 00:35:15,099
Well, yes, this is a very small, almost broom closet size turnaround.

937
00:35:15,220 --> 00:35:17,099
You know, I have to say, Tare Bear,

938
00:35:17,099 --> 00:35:19,700
for someone who was repeatedly told not to come downstairs,

939
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:22,139
you sure know a lot about the downstairs here.

940
00:35:22,139 --> 00:35:24,420
He takes just a half step to the side.

941
00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:26,139
So, well, there was more stairs.

942
00:35:26,139 --> 00:35:27,700
Oh, I didn't see the stairs.

943
00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:29,019
OK. You know what?

944
00:35:29,019 --> 00:35:30,460
Playmale takes up most.

945
00:35:30,460 --> 00:35:32,220
It's a big wide, wide stance.

946
00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:33,619
I didn't mean to cast aspersions.

947
00:35:33,619 --> 00:35:36,059
I was just thinking like it didn't make sense that you knew so much

948
00:35:36,059 --> 00:35:38,500
about this downstairs when no one else saw any stairs.

949
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:39,659
But, you know, there they are.

950
00:35:39,659 --> 00:35:40,780
They were there the whole time.

951
00:35:40,780 --> 00:35:44,420
Maybe all businesses are built like similar models or something.

952
00:35:44,420 --> 00:35:46,420
I've seen blueprints at City Hall.

953
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:48,100
Yeah, very similar.

954
00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:51,460
Anyways, you proceed downstairs, cut to the bottom of the stairs.

955
00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:54,260
And you get down there.

956
00:35:54,260 --> 00:35:54,980
Why cut to?

957
00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:56,740
You don't want to take us down each stair?

958
00:35:56,740 --> 00:36:00,300
Just in case something happens between between these next seven stairs.

959
00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:01,820
You make it.

960
00:36:01,820 --> 00:36:06,100
I have seven other like prospective.

961
00:36:07,140 --> 00:36:08,900
Cut to the bottom of the stairs.

962
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,140
Excellent.

963
00:36:10,139 --> 00:36:18,099
And you enter what looks to be a kind of like a nursery cook lab of sorts.

964
00:36:18,099 --> 00:36:20,980
It is the way you could probably describe it with all the beakers

965
00:36:20,980 --> 00:36:24,779
and Bunsen's and all that sort of stuff.

966
00:36:24,779 --> 00:36:28,059
It looks like a lot of it has been tossed.

967
00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:31,619
Glass is broken on the countertops.

968
00:36:31,619 --> 00:36:36,059
There is a big, long bookshelf that extends most of this room,

969
00:36:36,059 --> 00:36:42,900
which is a pretty like the room itself is as long as basically the entire building.

970
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:45,779
There's no other rooms off of it.

971
00:36:45,779 --> 00:36:48,219
It's just one large basement area.

972
00:36:48,219 --> 00:36:52,699
It doesn't even look completely developed, so to speak, just long tables,

973
00:36:52,699 --> 00:36:55,219
this long bookshelf that extends the entire way.

974
00:36:55,219 --> 00:36:58,259
And a lot of the books have been torn down.

975
00:36:58,259 --> 00:37:04,259
And you see the footsteps that you saw going down the stairs.

976
00:37:04,260 --> 00:37:15,820
You see like bits, partial footprints moving in and amongst all of this chaos.

977
00:37:15,820 --> 00:37:18,660
And both sizes still?

978
00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:22,980
Yeah, the smaller footprints you see,

979
00:37:22,980 --> 00:37:27,420
they appear to have kind of like a frantic pattern to them,

980
00:37:27,420 --> 00:37:30,820
moving to different shelves, more scuffing.

981
00:37:30,860 --> 00:37:35,220
The other set of footprints is not as panicked.

982
00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:40,539
It's more methodical and it looks like a regular path to and from the bench

983
00:37:40,539 --> 00:37:42,900
and bookshelves and that sort of thing.

984
00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:48,100
And again, that set of footprints, the more methodical looking one,

985
00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:54,980
doesn't have any of the ash around it or carried along with it.

986
00:37:54,980 --> 00:37:59,180
Gosh, this guy was a slob. Look at this place.

987
00:37:59,179 --> 00:38:01,859
He must not. It can't normally look like this.

988
00:38:01,859 --> 00:38:06,739
I mean, no, it kind of looks like somebody was was looking for something.

989
00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:09,059
Oh, but what?

990
00:38:09,059 --> 00:38:12,259
Hmm. Well, we should probably take a look around, see if we can find anything.

991
00:38:13,699 --> 00:38:15,739
Do I have to roll another investigation check?

992
00:38:15,739 --> 00:38:18,579
Let's do it. New investigation.

993
00:38:18,579 --> 00:38:20,619
Eleven. It's not as good as it was.

994
00:38:20,619 --> 00:38:22,179
Oh, hey, same thing.

995
00:38:22,179 --> 00:38:24,500
Oh, seventeen. Oh, wow.

996
00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:27,779
OK. Tell me I find something that's like

997
00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:29,220
a dusty shelf.

998
00:38:29,220 --> 00:38:32,380
And then one thing has been removed from said dusty shelf.

999
00:38:32,380 --> 00:38:34,260
And I know exactly what it is by the outline.

1000
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:37,540
It was pretty good roll.

1001
00:38:37,540 --> 00:38:39,540
It's a really good roll. Really good roll.

1002
00:38:39,540 --> 00:38:42,460
All right. The four of you kind of spread out.

1003
00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:44,580
Moot, where do you go?

1004
00:38:44,580 --> 00:38:48,300
We've got a table with a whole bunch of stuff on it.

1005
00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:50,460
There's papers bunched up all over it.

1006
00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:53,100
There's also a bookshelf with bookshelves.

1007
00:38:54,260 --> 00:38:55,980
Great. Where does everybody else go?

1008
00:38:55,980 --> 00:38:58,380
I want to look at all of the

1009
00:38:58,380 --> 00:39:00,420
are the Bunsen burners on?

1010
00:39:00,420 --> 00:39:02,539
Can I tell that with an eleven?

1011
00:39:02,539 --> 00:39:04,099
You could tell that with an eleven.

1012
00:39:04,099 --> 00:39:06,619
It doesn't appear that the Bunsen burners are active.

1013
00:39:06,619 --> 00:39:09,260
I do want to go to the lab.

1014
00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:14,300
Table. There is another word for that.

1015
00:39:14,300 --> 00:39:16,940
Station. Yeah. Yeah, I want to go there. Sure.

1016
00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:20,059
OK, you're going to go to the station.

1017
00:39:20,059 --> 00:39:22,579
Glim, what do you want to what catches your eye?

1018
00:39:23,139 --> 00:39:26,579
I think I'm going to like walk around the perimeter

1019
00:39:26,579 --> 00:39:30,579
of this large basement room to see if there's any other

1020
00:39:30,579 --> 00:39:33,139
like doors or hatches or anything.

1021
00:39:33,699 --> 00:39:35,779
I mean, I rolled an eleven, so I won't see them anyway,

1022
00:39:35,779 --> 00:39:38,420
but that's my intention. Sure.

1023
00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:40,380
OK, you three disperse.

1024
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:43,179
Terry rolled a seventeen as well.

1025
00:39:43,179 --> 00:39:46,539
He was going to go look at the books with Moot.

1026
00:39:46,539 --> 00:39:48,940
So Moot, you go over to the books and you begin

1027
00:39:49,619 --> 00:39:53,179
looking all over the shelves and picking some up.

1028
00:39:54,179 --> 00:39:58,460
And one book in particular, as you're going through,

1029
00:39:58,460 --> 00:40:01,340
you're down here for a while going through some of this stuff,

1030
00:40:01,820 --> 00:40:04,539
catches your eye.

1031
00:40:04,539 --> 00:40:10,099
And it's an old journal, it looks like, with no title on it,

1032
00:40:10,099 --> 00:40:12,300
just like a black leather bound journal.

1033
00:40:12,659 --> 00:40:14,300
Oh, I can see why it would catch my eye.

1034
00:40:14,300 --> 00:40:17,380
I know. Raisman's so horny right now. Jesus. That's right.

1035
00:40:18,059 --> 00:40:21,780
And I mean, it catches your eye, not because it stands.

1036
00:40:22,059 --> 00:40:24,300
Well, I mean, it does stand out because a lot of the other books

1037
00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:26,019
are brightly colored.

1038
00:40:26,019 --> 00:40:29,660
A lot of them are potion and spell books.

1039
00:40:30,099 --> 00:40:32,539
I mean, as someone who journals and takes notes,

1040
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:35,380
this sounds like the most appealing book there could be.

1041
00:40:35,579 --> 00:40:40,900
And you begin skipping through it and a few things catch your eye.

1042
00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:45,059
One is that it starts off

1043
00:40:46,059 --> 00:40:49,019
with what looks like perhaps

1044
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:53,500
you could presume Murloc's research into wild magic.

1045
00:40:54,340 --> 00:40:55,259
Oh, I like this.

1046
00:40:55,259 --> 00:40:58,500
And it goes into trying to find a source

1047
00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:02,139
and trying to access it and use it in his spells.

1048
00:41:03,019 --> 00:41:06,179
As you kind of quickly scan through,

1049
00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:10,579
the writing becomes more erratic

1050
00:41:11,579 --> 00:41:18,099
with no longer following the smooth lines of the page,

1051
00:41:19,099 --> 00:41:23,340
big drawings of like spiraling effects.

1052
00:41:23,739 --> 00:41:28,139
And it gets to the last page, which is basically just like this

1053
00:41:29,139 --> 00:41:32,179
hard sketched image.

1054
00:41:32,739 --> 00:41:35,219
It's hard to describe even as you look at it.

1055
00:41:35,900 --> 00:41:39,139
Like it looks like a face or a figure.

1056
00:41:41,380 --> 00:41:43,779
But it's like nothing you've ever seen before.

1057
00:41:44,380 --> 00:41:47,219
I show a Tare Bear and I see this.

1058
00:41:47,619 --> 00:41:49,579
Does this look familiar to you at all, Terry?

1059
00:41:49,579 --> 00:41:52,219
Oh, that looks kind of scary, doesn't it?

1060
00:41:52,219 --> 00:41:55,860
Yeah, yeah, that's why I think maybe it's something that you've seen before.

1061
00:41:56,179 --> 00:41:58,019
No, nothing, nothing here.

1062
00:41:58,019 --> 00:41:59,980
Let me just kind of flip back through the book.

1063
00:41:59,980 --> 00:42:02,259
I mean, this looks like

1064
00:42:02,259 --> 00:42:06,099
Murloc's writing, though, at least at least towards towards the beginning.

1065
00:42:06,779 --> 00:42:09,259
Yeah, it tends to get a little

1066
00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:13,100
erratic, wild, terrified.

1067
00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:14,460
Can writing be terrified?

1068
00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:16,300
Could be, could be terrified.

1069
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:18,260
Yeah, that's a good way to describe this.

1070
00:42:18,260 --> 00:42:21,860
But that image, it's going to haunt my dreams.

1071
00:42:23,020 --> 00:42:26,740
Cut over to Sully and you're looking over at the table,

1072
00:42:27,340 --> 00:42:31,380
the workstation, the lab station, the bench.

1073
00:42:31,780 --> 00:42:34,300
Lab station, I think station was where I was looking for it.

1074
00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:35,780
Station's a good one.

1075
00:42:35,780 --> 00:42:38,660
You go over to the station and you're, I mean,

1076
00:42:39,139 --> 00:42:42,099
a lot of broken glass, a lot of liquids poured out

1077
00:42:42,099 --> 00:42:47,099
and like dripping down onto the floor, bright colors everywhere.

1078
00:42:48,059 --> 00:42:50,659
You get down to one end and it looks like

1079
00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:54,940
there's a tossed over

1080
00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:58,099
seat on the floor.

1081
00:42:58,099 --> 00:43:01,179
And it looks like a writing portion of this station.

1082
00:43:01,179 --> 00:43:04,460
It's, of course, tossed in all over the place.

1083
00:43:04,619 --> 00:43:07,139
But there's balled up notes

1084
00:43:07,139 --> 00:43:10,019
kind of piling off

1085
00:43:10,019 --> 00:43:13,059
of this part of the station.

1086
00:43:13,420 --> 00:43:16,059
I definitely want to look at those notes.

1087
00:43:16,059 --> 00:43:19,779
What I was generally trying to look for before was like a recipe book

1088
00:43:19,980 --> 00:43:25,779
or like whatever warlocks or wizards, sorcerers used to do alchemy.

1089
00:43:26,019 --> 00:43:29,299
So and that maybe could explain the explosion.

1090
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:32,859
So I want to unball these notes.

1091
00:43:33,259 --> 00:43:34,819
You unball them.

1092
00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:37,660
And this one says.

1093
00:43:37,660 --> 00:43:39,260
Will you have dinner with me?

1094
00:43:39,260 --> 00:43:43,820
And then a yes and a no with two and then a maybe with boxes next to them.

1095
00:43:44,019 --> 00:43:46,900
There's one that's folded up like a triangle and it's got different

1096
00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:49,140
numbers on it and then different colors.

1097
00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:51,380
Yeah. Yeah.

1098
00:43:51,380 --> 00:43:53,340
Which one does which one does Glenn find?

1099
00:43:54,300 --> 00:43:57,980
There's one that says MASH and then it's a list of names

1100
00:43:58,260 --> 00:44:03,539
like there's Terry's on there and Queen Calla, Chris and also Simone.

1101
00:44:03,539 --> 00:44:05,019
And there's a little heart beside that one.

1102
00:44:05,019 --> 00:44:06,820
So, you know, which one

1103
00:44:06,820 --> 00:44:11,539
Merlock was kind of hoping to get and different salary ranges,

1104
00:44:11,539 --> 00:44:13,579
different kinds of careers, you know.

1105
00:44:13,579 --> 00:44:15,579
Right. Yeah. Yeah.

1106
00:44:15,579 --> 00:44:17,900
And Terry walks over and opens one up.

1107
00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:24,860
And there's a note that says, I'm coming for your recipes, Merlock.

1108
00:44:25,699 --> 00:44:27,420
Is it signed by anyone?

1109
00:44:27,420 --> 00:44:30,059
No. And Terry opens it.

1110
00:44:30,739 --> 00:44:33,099
Yeah, because you guys were opening MASH and.

1111
00:44:34,739 --> 00:44:36,299
Terry, did you say anything?

1112
00:44:36,299 --> 00:44:38,820
Mine's like a third grader's love note.

1113
00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:39,699
I don't know. Oh, yeah.

1114
00:44:39,699 --> 00:44:42,019
Mine says I'm coming for your recipes, Merlock.

1115
00:44:42,019 --> 00:44:44,539
I've probably just meatloaf or something there.

1116
00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:48,779
Well, I mean, was he famous for his meatloaf?

1117
00:44:50,380 --> 00:44:52,340
No, let's just say it.

1118
00:44:52,340 --> 00:44:54,579
I don't know. He never made me meatloaf.

1119
00:44:55,219 --> 00:44:57,820
Well, I think it might be his like,

1120
00:44:58,140 --> 00:45:00,260
you know, his potions, recipes and stuff.

1121
00:45:00,260 --> 00:45:02,620
Oh, that makes sense.

1122
00:45:02,620 --> 00:45:05,100
Careful, Grantus. Oh, that makes sense.

1123
00:45:08,260 --> 00:45:09,260
They're so close.

1124
00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:14,260
OK, so somebody maybe he opens another one

1125
00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:15,860
and you all open other ones.

1126
00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:19,539
And there are you see ones that are like, you owe me.

1127
00:45:19,740 --> 00:45:25,500
And just very threatening, non-descript, generic

1128
00:45:26,099 --> 00:45:28,900
looks like they've been

1129
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:31,739
used to perhaps threaten Merlock.

1130
00:45:31,739 --> 00:45:35,699
Well, it looks like we've got some threats here.

1131
00:45:37,179 --> 00:45:43,139
Is this like motive or this is like, no, no, no, never mind.

1132
00:45:43,139 --> 00:45:44,139
You know what?

1133
00:45:44,139 --> 00:45:49,219
I had such a short time in my stint with the investor dials

1134
00:45:49,219 --> 00:45:51,980
that I just, you know, it's buried deep, though.

1135
00:45:51,980 --> 00:45:53,980
So anyway, we should.

1136
00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:58,380
This is evidence and we should gather it up for

1137
00:46:00,579 --> 00:46:03,380
handwriting recognition.

1138
00:46:03,380 --> 00:46:05,500
Oh, yeah, that's a really good idea.

1139
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:07,340
You're right. I didn't recognize it.

1140
00:46:07,340 --> 00:46:10,860
You know, I study handwriting in the city, obviously,

1141
00:46:10,860 --> 00:46:13,019
but I didn't recognize this one specifically.

1142
00:46:13,019 --> 00:46:15,300
Oh, so you know that you have a general idea

1143
00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:17,980
of the handwriting of most of the citizens here?

1144
00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:19,579
Quite a few, quite a few.

1145
00:46:19,579 --> 00:46:23,380
Those who have contributed to the to the inventory

1146
00:46:23,380 --> 00:46:28,579
of handwriting and the handwriting society of Derimah.

1147
00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:31,180
Yeah. Oh, the HSD.

1148
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:34,220
Handwriting society.

1149
00:46:34,220 --> 00:46:35,820
Yeah, that's what we're going to call it.

1150
00:46:35,820 --> 00:46:38,180
Yeah. Yeah. You all seem like you like that.

1151
00:46:38,220 --> 00:46:42,460
That's that's a normal thing that people do outside of Derimah, right?

1152
00:46:43,059 --> 00:46:44,860
Yeah. Yeah.

1153
00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:47,180
And how often do you guys meet?

1154
00:46:47,180 --> 00:46:49,900
Is that also fortnightly or?

1155
00:46:50,220 --> 00:46:52,300
No, that's mostly just me.

1156
00:46:52,340 --> 00:46:54,820
So yeah, so it's a club of one.

1157
00:46:55,140 --> 00:46:57,900
I mean, you've got a name, so it's still it's still a club.

1158
00:46:58,740 --> 00:47:00,940
True story. Just wait for that next member.

1159
00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:02,420
Yep. We're next.

1160
00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:04,780
Next week, we're going to talk about

1161
00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:08,700
San's fonts, San's fonts.

1162
00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:11,820
Hmm. Mm hmm.

1163
00:47:11,820 --> 00:47:14,100
Oh, like Sancerra fonts.

1164
00:47:14,100 --> 00:47:15,820
Yeah. Yeah, that's OK. Yeah.

1165
00:47:15,820 --> 00:47:18,300
Yeah. Yeah. So you want to be part of the club?

1166
00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:19,860
No. You seem to know.

1167
00:47:19,860 --> 00:47:21,940
No, I mean, I think I'm busy that night.

1168
00:47:23,100 --> 00:47:24,900
Right. OK.

1169
00:47:24,900 --> 00:47:27,420
Anyway, back to these threatening notes.

1170
00:47:27,420 --> 00:47:28,420
Hmm. Yeah.

1171
00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:33,180
Someone if he's been threatened and there's an explosion upstairs.

1172
00:47:33,180 --> 00:47:36,620
I mean, there's there's someone we have on the list down

1173
00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:41,180
down at the down at the castle who's who frequents in explosions and.

1174
00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:44,220
Had smaller feet.

1175
00:47:44,220 --> 00:47:47,539
What do you mean by frequents in explosions?

1176
00:47:47,580 --> 00:47:49,900
Well, they're a bit of an alchemist themselves,

1177
00:47:49,900 --> 00:47:52,539
and they have a proclivity for blowing things up.

1178
00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:54,860
And what is this list you referred to?

1179
00:47:54,860 --> 00:47:56,780
This is the first I've heard of the list.

1180
00:47:56,780 --> 00:47:58,780
Is this related to the handwriting sample?

1181
00:47:58,780 --> 00:47:59,780
No, that's a different.

1182
00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:01,260
That's the handwriting society.

1183
00:48:01,260 --> 00:48:05,539
More of the criminal activities and thinking a watch list, I guess,

1184
00:48:05,539 --> 00:48:07,780
is probably. Yeah.

1185
00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:10,700
Didn't think of it when we were upstairs, because, you know, Merlock,

1186
00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:15,019
big on big on the whiz bang and the clangAlyding and all that sort of stuff.

1187
00:48:15,019 --> 00:48:16,420
And which we discussed.

1188
00:48:16,420 --> 00:48:18,700
The ramble and the ding dongs.

1189
00:48:18,700 --> 00:48:21,180
All of those and the shoe bop.

1190
00:48:21,180 --> 00:48:22,460
She wanted to buy.

1191
00:48:22,460 --> 00:48:23,740
Yippee dee boom, boom.

1192
00:48:23,740 --> 00:48:25,020
Oh, yeah, that's a new one.

1193
00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:26,420
I don't know. What a bar that.

1194
00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:27,820
Yeah, that one as well.

1195
00:48:27,820 --> 00:48:28,700
Yeah. Got that.

1196
00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:31,380
The Chang Chang Chang, the Chang Chibop.

1197
00:48:32,140 --> 00:48:34,540
Yeah. The dipty dipty dip do up to boot.

1198
00:48:34,940 --> 00:48:35,740
Whoop whoop.

1199
00:48:38,940 --> 00:48:40,540
Anyways, we can probably go check that.

1200
00:48:40,540 --> 00:48:42,580
I mean, we can go check that list.

1201
00:48:42,580 --> 00:48:43,700
We don't need to check that list.

1202
00:48:43,700 --> 00:48:45,980
I seem like I would know who's on that list.

1203
00:48:45,980 --> 00:48:48,059
I mean, it sounds.

1204
00:48:49,059 --> 00:48:51,340
Small feet loves explosions.

1205
00:48:51,340 --> 00:48:53,740
Yeah, you thought of the person.

1206
00:48:53,740 --> 00:48:55,940
Yeah, it's certainly pointing in one direction.

1207
00:48:55,940 --> 00:48:57,539
So we should at least maybe.

1208
00:48:57,539 --> 00:49:00,059
Do you know where they they live or hang out?

1209
00:49:00,059 --> 00:49:01,820
We could. And what's their name?

1210
00:49:01,820 --> 00:49:04,139
Yeah. Oh, oh, oh.

1211
00:49:04,139 --> 00:49:06,019
Name's Boots.

1212
00:49:06,019 --> 00:49:08,019
Boots. Yeah.

1213
00:49:08,019 --> 00:49:12,659
Little little goblin really likes the likes the explosions.

1214
00:49:13,460 --> 00:49:16,779
Well, now that you mention it, I have seen them around here before.

1215
00:49:17,460 --> 00:49:18,539
Could be Boots.

1216
00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:22,579
Now, has Boots submitted a sample to your handwriting society?

1217
00:49:22,659 --> 00:49:24,739
No, Boots is very

1218
00:49:26,460 --> 00:49:30,819
anti societies and anti anti hanging out.

1219
00:49:32,420 --> 00:49:34,059
Oh, well, that's not great.

1220
00:49:34,059 --> 00:49:36,819
No, not down to clown.

1221
00:49:36,819 --> 00:49:39,259
Not going out on the town.

1222
00:49:40,220 --> 00:49:44,740
Yeah. Not a cool kid, I think, is we're going back to Glim's notes.

1223
00:49:44,740 --> 00:49:46,860
Not a cool kid.

1224
00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:48,900
Yeah. Yeah.

1225
00:49:48,900 --> 00:49:50,820
Kind of a rough character.

1226
00:49:50,820 --> 00:49:51,780
Yes. Yeah.

1227
00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:58,700
So does he like hang out under a bridge or at like a dive bar or local library?

1228
00:49:58,700 --> 00:50:01,820
Yeah, I'm not sure where the ruffians kind of hang out here.

1229
00:50:01,820 --> 00:50:04,540
We've only basically hit like the castle and the brunch spot.

1230
00:50:04,860 --> 00:50:08,300
Yeah. Well, last last last last check in.

1231
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:10,660
I've heard of Boots.

1232
00:50:10,660 --> 00:50:14,860
It was living just on the edge of town there, a little shack out there.

1233
00:50:16,460 --> 00:50:18,540
Oh, it wouldn't take too long to get over there.

1234
00:50:19,620 --> 00:50:20,740
So let's check in.

1235
00:50:20,740 --> 00:50:25,540
So maybe Boots was in prison and then they got out of prison and now they

1236
00:50:25,540 --> 00:50:28,740
now they have to like check in.

1237
00:50:28,740 --> 00:50:30,860
All of these things seem.

1238
00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:32,220
See, this is why I brought you along.

1239
00:50:32,220 --> 00:50:34,100
You spark my memory.

1240
00:50:35,059 --> 00:50:36,059
Yeah.

1241
00:50:37,299 --> 00:50:39,980
Well, it certainly couldn't hurt to go talk to Boots.

1242
00:50:39,980 --> 00:50:46,099
Oh, well, yeah, just as not as a suspect, just as a why maybe they saw something.

1243
00:50:46,339 --> 00:50:51,779
What may be to ask the expertise in this particular explosion.

1244
00:50:52,339 --> 00:50:57,019
Yeah. Or maybe to get a written statement and then we can compare the handwriting.

1245
00:50:57,299 --> 00:51:00,059
Oh, these are all good ideas.

1246
00:51:00,059 --> 00:51:02,219
All right. Well, let's head over to Boots.

1247
00:51:02,220 --> 00:51:04,700
Guys, we should be investigated.

1248
00:51:07,260 --> 00:51:08,500
I think we already are.

1249
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:10,300
I think it might be part of our calling.

1250
00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:11,700
I mean, let's see how this plays out.

1251
00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:14,220
But I mean, like, have it feels kind of right.

1252
00:51:14,580 --> 00:51:17,780
It does, doesn't it? Yeah.

1253
00:51:17,780 --> 00:51:20,660
Not a downtown office, though, nobody get any good ideas.

1254
00:51:20,660 --> 00:51:21,620
No. All right.

1255
00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:23,900
Everybody heads back, begins heading back upstairs.

1256
00:51:23,900 --> 00:51:26,820
Moot, you stop and look at the book that you found.

1257
00:51:26,820 --> 00:51:28,340
Do you take it with you?

1258
00:51:28,340 --> 00:51:30,620
Do you the journal?

1259
00:51:31,339 --> 00:51:32,859
Yeah, I'll take it with me.

1260
00:51:32,859 --> 00:51:37,219
OK. You you flip it open again, just, you know, curiosity

1261
00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:41,739
as you're walking up the stairs and you look and you kind of scan through it

1262
00:51:41,739 --> 00:51:44,259
and it stops back on that image at the back.

1263
00:51:44,859 --> 00:51:49,980
And there's almost like this echoing sound that is coming from the book

1264
00:51:50,299 --> 00:51:55,380
towards you. Until it slams itself shut.

1265
00:51:57,099 --> 00:52:00,500
And you kind of shake your head.

1266
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:03,579
And carry back on upstairs.

1267
00:52:05,619 --> 00:52:09,380
We cut to a rundown shack on the edge of town.

1268
00:52:10,219 --> 00:52:13,219
I love me a rundown shack.

1269
00:52:13,219 --> 00:52:16,500
It's yeah, it's like boarded up windows.

1270
00:52:16,940 --> 00:52:20,539
Looks like there have been explosions out in the yard,

1271
00:52:20,539 --> 00:52:22,940
like tree stumps blown apart.

1272
00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:26,579
If Sid from Toy Story,

1273
00:52:26,579 --> 00:52:30,019
the the carriages that have just been smashed

1274
00:52:30,019 --> 00:52:35,420
and exploded, dolls all over the place that have been blown up.

1275
00:52:36,739 --> 00:52:37,900
It is Sid.

1276
00:52:37,900 --> 00:52:42,900
And Terry kind of walks up and says, oh, I'll handle this one.

1277
00:52:42,940 --> 00:52:44,579
I'll handle this one.

1278
00:52:44,579 --> 00:52:48,259
And he yells up at the house, hey, Boots.

1279
00:52:49,380 --> 00:52:51,860
Hey, Boots, it's just me, Terry.

1280
00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:55,539
Just wanted to come ask you a few questions.

1281
00:52:56,579 --> 00:52:59,860
All three of you see movement in one of the upstairs windows,

1282
00:52:59,860 --> 00:53:02,420
like a torn up curtain goes.

1283
00:53:02,659 --> 00:53:07,539
And you see small eyes peek out and they're looking down at you.

1284
00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:12,980
And a small round object

1285
00:53:13,340 --> 00:53:19,980
flies out of the window towards you with a sparkling flame on the end.

1286
00:53:20,380 --> 00:53:23,059
Oh, I want to catch it.

1287
00:53:56,579 --> 00:54:01,779
Dumbgeons and Dragons season two, episode 101, starring Amy More as Sully,

1288
00:54:01,779 --> 00:54:06,059
Carla Max, Dead as Glim, Tom Laird as Moot and Russ More as your dungeon master.

1289
00:54:06,059 --> 00:54:08,980
Editing, production and sound design is by Russ More.

1290
00:54:08,980 --> 00:54:12,420
This episode featured music from Kavin MacLeod and Epidemic Sound

1291
00:54:12,420 --> 00:54:16,380
and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library and Sound Ideas.

1292
00:54:16,380 --> 00:54:19,340
A huge thank you to our supporting producers, Gabriel Lynch,

1293
00:54:19,340 --> 00:54:21,900
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1294
00:54:21,940 --> 00:54:24,740
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1295
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1297
00:54:31,579 --> 00:54:34,099
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1298
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1299
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1303
00:54:53,980 --> 00:54:57,100
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1304
00:54:59,020 --> 00:55:01,860
It's a beautiful morning where Glim has offered to...

1305
00:55:02,140 --> 00:55:04,180
Nope, Glim's there now. Can't do that one.

1306
00:55:07,660 --> 00:55:09,580
That's it. This is where I wrote Glim out.

1307
00:55:11,220 --> 00:55:12,140
All right, Carla, have a great day.

1308
00:55:12,140 --> 00:55:15,540
I'm doing a Zuma retreat with some of the courtiers.

1309
00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:18,340
I didn't write this completely down.

1310
00:55:18,340 --> 00:55:20,060
It's just a thought that I put down.

1311
00:55:20,060 --> 00:55:20,940
What was it?

1312
00:55:20,940 --> 00:55:21,780
I'll figure it out.

1313
00:55:21,780 --> 00:55:24,220
I can't tell you because otherwise it gives away something.

1314
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:25,460
Oh, OK.

1315
00:55:25,460 --> 00:55:29,619
We'll see. When there was only one set of footprints, that was Murloc carrying you.

1316
00:55:31,900 --> 00:55:33,820
He's been with you the whole time.

1317
00:55:33,820 --> 00:55:36,300
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